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Were You Looking For 'Florida Man' To
Appear? Here He Is In All His Glory

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by Catherine Davis |  January 4, 2020
Commentator, Chief Editor, L&SS

It is January 4, 2020 and Florida man has made his debut. The title of the original article should read, "Naked Florida man..."

The man bit a K-9's ear, can we please let the dog bite his ear? He was high on methamphetamine and was resisting arrest when he physically assaulted an arresting officer.

Me: Wondering if there was some type of award for the Florida city with the most Floridaman incidences?
Florida: We do not recognize 'Florida man' as a valid entity. 
​Me: Lolsssss

Don't forget to click on the link below: Another, 'Florida man' story. I don't know which man was first to make the new year msm, but this second guy broke into someone's home and began to suck the occupant's toes (EEEwwww!) 

The story:

While on the scene, dispatch received a second call from someone in the same area reporting a strange man in his yard with a flashlight. Deputies reported hearing “strange noises” when searching the yard and eventually located Watts, naked and covered in dirt, lying in what appeared to be some shallow body of water. Watts’ behavior was described as manic by the two responding deputies who said he paced “back and forth laughing” while making “bird noises.”


  Law enforcement officials said that Watts ran under the porch of a mobile home and when deputies tried to detain him, Watts punched one. According to the report, several attempts to use a Taser on the suspect were unsuccessful, prompting officers to wait for a K-9 unit. The two responding deputies, along with five backup deputies and a K-9 handler with his dog Casper, found Watts in the woods. He was on his “hands and knees and began to growl like a dog,” FOX30 reported, citing the arrest report. Casper was given the command to apprehend Watts but the deranged man “leaped, grabbed Casper by the head and bit Casper’s ear as he drove Casper to the ground.”

​Eventually, the dog broke free and bit Watts in the head. Deputies were able to detain Watts and took him to the hospital before transporting him to the county jail, where he was being held on $37,000 bond.

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